Ego splits from the Mind of God and causes Big Bang. From the One comes the two, from the two comes the three and then the 10,000 (Tao Te Ching)

1,000,000- 100,000 B.C. Thousands of brilliant and not so brilliant civilizations spring up and populate Earth illusion. Aliens party on Earth. Technogy and intelligence at all time high. All of this disappears except for conundrums of Nazca Lines and Stonehenge.

40,000 B.C. Last Ice Age

20,000 B.C. Cave painting flourishes in France and Spain. First art critic devoured.

4000 B.C. Yang - shao rice farming culture in China 5940 years before invention of those little white take-out boxes.

5 B.C.-30 A.D. Jesus walks the Earth. Tries to explain to everyone how to get back home to God. Teaches love and forgiveness. Collective ego intercedes, balls it up, confuses metaphor with message, politicizes focus and entirely loses the plot.

476 -1453 The Middle Ages. Lots of people do horrible things to one another. Noone wears sweaters. 65% of population clinically pshychotic.

1500s High Renaissance Italian artists finally figure out how to paint naked people.

1750-? Industrial Revolution. Man officially decides he is God because he can now invent his way out of damn near anything.

1971 Josh Gravelin born in Salt Lake City, Utah

1994 First known correspondences between Robert Harrison and Dr. Hideous Jackson

2003 Machevelian edifice better known to world as Cotton Mather collapses into oblivion. Robert Harrison escapes but barely. Survives in the wilderness for two years on tums.

2006 Harrison limps out of hiding with band of rag-tag loyalists and records stunning new double album. Calls project Future Clouds and Radar.

March 17th 2006 World premiere Future Clouds and Radar

August 31st and Sept. 7 2006 First FC&R club dates in Austin

October 22nd 2006 Future Clouds and Radar sign to new label called The Star Apple Kingdom, owned and operated by... Lloyd "Who Realizes"